The Official Shannon Glazier Web page

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Shannon Glazier, THE REAL SHANNON GLAZIER.  This site is awesome.    I can't stop thinking about her.  This chick is hot; and by hot, I mean totally smokin'.

Facts:

1.    Shannon Glazier is a mammal.

2.    Shannon Glazier is hot ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Shannon Glazier is to give guys huge-ass boners.

Weapons and gear:

                    Uggs make any hot bitch even hotter!          Listening to cool music makes you cool!   

Cell Phone: essential for anyone who wants to feel important.

Testimonial:

Shannon can make a guy get a bonner any time she wants!  Shannon turns on people ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  She is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that she was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Shannon gave the whole town boners.  My friend Tim said that he saw Shannon totally turn on some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe Shannon has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will make you get a bonner so big your dick will explode!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Shannon is sooooooooooo hot that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  She is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Shannon is hot, tight, beautiful, sexy, and most of all bootylicious.  I can't wait till i see her again.  I love Shannon with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Shannon?

A: Shannon is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she is totally hot, but on the other hand, Shannon is very voluptuous.

Q: I heard that Shannon is always cruel or mean.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Shannon can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Shannon do when she's not giving guys boners?

A: Most of her free time is spent listening to cool music or wearing cool clothes. 

Shannon has smoked pot twice under peer-pressure which is braggable.